Missing Digit

(Some call me Dewey, Dewey Decimal) Periodically I make comics. Looking to post every Friday, baring I have the resources and time. My main goal is to keep myself learning, drawing, and practicing. I enjoy drawing wild expressions, making over the top humour, and have comical nihilistic tendencies. Yes, my first name IS missing as a matter of fact. My last name isn't Digit though. But "missing more" seemed sort of a sad introduction. Feel free to parcel all that together, I incidentally form labyrinthine jokes about the particularities of the English language. I'd make that joke in Spanish but, "No estoy queso" if you catch my meaning. Why am I writing all this here when it could be a comic later on and thus robbing myself of quality of content, an excellent question myself. Because I am taking zero percent of this seriously and just having fun. That's a lie, I analyze this process to nausea. Why are still reading this? Dear lord, I appreciate the interest but I am honestly just rambling you should take care of something more important. ... ... ... Still here huh? Well, geez, I am flattered. How is your day going? Good? That's good to hear. Unless you said, "no" then redact my previous statement and replace it with, "That's a shame. Sending you good vibes, good luck and good wishes" Yeah, because I care about you, potentially nebulous reader of this text. Unless you are like...a homicidal baby snatcher or...something? A shark with lungs and legs, YEAH, frack you SON! That was mean, I am sorry. Shark with legs and lungs could be a lawyer or something. ... ... ... Okay, like, I am still flattered, but this is getting awkward. I have work in the morning...probably...and you have to be getting bored. Just...curious? You have to realize I can't possibly be that clever, right? Okay okay, I've got it, imagine the next line is the greater thing you ever heard. WOW, that was something else. Can't ever top that. K bye